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Your
kisses and what they reveal about your personality
The first kiss is a real
tester of a relationship. Like a Geiger counter, the lip test will tell you
whether to preserve a stiff upper lip or melt into a mouth-watering embrace. But
your reaction to that kiss can bear little or no resemblance to how much you
fancied someone before they kissed you. Just one kiss can turn you on or off.
Whether your kiss is powerful, erotic, shocking, tender, innocent, romantic,
seductive, sweet, silly or enchanting, according to the old adage, it's all a
matter of chemistry.
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Eyes closed |
Kissing
with your eyes closed means you're an incurable romantic, not that your
partner is to ugly to contemplate! Closed eyes allows you to pursue your
lustful fantasies but therein lies the rub. You're such a romantic at
heart that you fall in love as often as other couples quarrel. But then
you do enjoy the flight, even if the landing is sometimes bumpy. |
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Eyes open |
This
is the other extreme. You're a down to earth realist who finds it
difficult to fall in love but when you do it's for keeps. Always on your
guard, you find it hard to relax. When you kiss, you're probably also
thinking about your latest problem at work or whether to take the car to
the garage for service. You won't let yourself be carried away by the
ecstasy of the moment. |
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Short, short, long |
You're
the overture to the symphony that fellows, if anyone can wait that long.
You don't like to commit yourself without a lot of thought. But once
you've made up your mind you stick with your decision. Your symphony is
definitely worth waiting for, the slow build-up hides a passionate and
sensual nature. |
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Cuddler |
You're
prepared to spend some considerable time in foreplay because you're mature
enough or experience enough to know the pleasures of anticipation. While
your lips seek out your partner's throat, neck, cheek, your hands are busy
caressing his or her body. Having learned the power that comes with
understatement, your kisses aren't designed to be overwhelming. Your poise
and self confidence are reflected by your soft-spoken manner. |
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Clutcher |
You're
the sort of kisser who always holds on tightly to one part of your
partner's body, perhaps your mother didn't pick you up enough and cuddle
you as a child? At first, you appear to be a very dominant personality, so
you attract weak people. But you're really very insecure hence the
clutching. You like to think you're running the relationship and can get
out anytime it suits you. But deep down, you're scared in case you're the
one who gets dumped first. However, as long as you stick to partners who
like a strong arm around them, you'll get along fine. |
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Public kisser |
You don't get a
thrill out of kissing unless you've got an audience. You crave the public
recognition of your sexuality, if only to convince yourself. Quite likely,
you were rather shy and backward in sexual matters as a teenage and are
making up for it now and letting everyone know about it. You're a
let-down, though: once home, you're not as interested as you were in the
street. |
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Polo
mint before kisser |
Unless
you've just eaten garlic or durian, what are you really covering up? Perhaps you're
not sure you actually like sex. Or maybe you're just very self conscious,
a teenage perhaps? Forget the mint and give in to passion. |
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Polo
mint after kisser |
You
really don't like sex! |
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All-over
kisser |
You
throw yourself into life whole-heartedly. Whether you're drinking, eating
or making love, you devote all your attention to the task in hand. You
view each sexual encounter as a completely new and exciting experience. |
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Lips
closed |
Closed
lips means your mind is probably closed as well. If you need physical
release, you prefer to keep it to yourself. In life, as in love, you're a
taker rather than a giver. |
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Puckered
Lips |
The
signal is on green, but you've never managed to make it past red. You're a
pretender. You're offering a kiss that isn't really a kiss. You want
everything your own way, whether it's kissing or in life. Puckered lips
are very difficult to kiss back; they encourage the other person to back
off. You pretend to play the game, but only by your own warped set of
rules. |
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Hard
kisser |
You
don't have a lot of faith in yourself; you always want to make things
happen, by force if necessary. Watch out, one day you may go too far. |
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French
or soul kisser |
You
have no inhibitions about letting people know what you want. You're a very
oral person: warm and passionate; a giver rather than a taker. You need
intimacy with another person and sometimes leave yourself open to
disappointment in your search for oneness. You're sensitive to other
people's needs, too. Like your deep kisses, which ensure you taste all
your lover's feelings, you suffer with friends, as well. |
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Hand
kisser |
You
obviously majored in French. But be careful you don't overdose on that
Gallic charm. |
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Slobbery
kisser |
Wet
and mushy, saliva drools from the corners of your mouth, your partner's
mouth and anywhere else around you. You have few inhibitions and if your
lover makes your mouth water, so be it. You're not particularly concerned
about your appearance; you might even go as far as to say that you
actually enjoy the sloppiness that you've created. You may be good at kiss
chase, but when it comes to making love, you're lousy. |
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The
everyone kisser |
You'll
kiss anyone: parents, children, uncles, aunts, strangers, lovers,
ex-lover, the postman. People often refer to you as a warm, giving person.
Little do they realise that underneath that warm facade is someone who's
terrified of physical contact. In fact you're just as likely to be
passionate with the window cleaner as with your partner. |
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The
non-kisser |
If
kissing is a way of non-verbal communication, then you're inarticulate.
You indulge in sexual intercourse but rarely kiss, showing that you want a
relationship and not the emotional involvement. You're the sort of person
who has experiences without ever experiencing anything. You're like a
blackboard with no chalk. |
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The ear
nibbler kisser |
Are
you nervous? Perhaps you've just given up smoking or are on a diet? Most
probably, you're shy. Self conscious about your looks, ear nibbling is a
way of avoiding direct face to face confrontation. At business meetings,
you let everyone have their say before taking the plunge. At parties, you
appear to be the wall-flower, but once you've had a chance to suss out the
action, you're warm and friendly. |
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Love
bite kisser |
You're
a human graffiti artist; you leave your mark wherever you go. Making love
to someone isn't enough for you, everyone else has to know, too. As a
teenager, with your first love, you probably carved both your initials on
a tree. Most of your partners end up sporting polo necks, scarves or
thick, chunky necklaces. |
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Vacuum
kisser |
Not
for the clean living, the vacuum kiss occurs when two people open their
mouths and instead of caressing and exploring, suck inwards as though
trying to draw the contents out of an egg. Soon, the air is drawn tightly
out of both mouths and they adhere together so tightly that there is pain
instead of pleasure. When you've had enough, don't try to tear your mouth
away or you'll end up summoning the bomb squad with the noise you make.
First, simply open a corner of your mouth so that some of the air can
escape. The vacuum kiss is an aggressive type of kiss, revealing someone
who likes to rush their partner into love making rather than let them
decide for them. |
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The
nibbler |
More
like an aperitif, it's hoped that this is followed by the main course. A
nibble can easily turn into a bite, however, so maybe you're too inhibited
to reveal your inner desires completely and are covering up your
aggression. |
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